My Old Man and I went shopping for a costume that he needed for an upcoming performance so we went to our local Halloween Adventure store.

While browsing around,  I saw this:

They're reminiscent of the ones that Mickey (may he rot in hell) Rooney wore as Audrey Hepburn's Japanese neighbor in that way overrated piece of fluff, "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

They're about as realistic as the ones he wore, at least.

They're called "Chop Suey" specs.

Obviously disgusted, I turn to my husband and say sarcastically, "Wow, Honey! Look! I wonder if they have matching buck teeth to go with them!"

Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, "Oh! We sell those over there!" (gesturing to the next aisle over).

Ugh.

Guess where they're made?

CHINA.